So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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