Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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