you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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