I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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