We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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