WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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