oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
do nipples grow back?
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