After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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