just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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