Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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