DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
They should really pass out barf bags in church
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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