the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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