Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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