I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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