Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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