just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
false alarm, still single
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