He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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