he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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