Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The ass gains better be worth it
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