her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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