How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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