He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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