i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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