Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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