Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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