ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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