What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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