Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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