she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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