what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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