Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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