David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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