I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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