...so i touched it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
