So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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