did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm always down for nudity.
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