belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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