I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just pee around me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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