So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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