I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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