Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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