there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Randomize
