Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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