What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
