He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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