i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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