Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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