doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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