How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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