Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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