i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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