It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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