Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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