shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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