kristin has been a bad kristin
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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